Theatrical Logic
Theatrical Logic
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In is down, down is front
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Out is up, up is back
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Off is out, on is in
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And of course -
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Left is right, and right is left
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A drop shouldn’t and a
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Block and fall does neither
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A prop doesn’t and
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A cove has no water
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Tripping is OK
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A running crew rarely gets anywhere
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A purchase line buys you nothing
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A trap will not catch anything
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A gridiron has nothing to do with football
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Strike is work (In fact a lot of work)
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And a green room, thank god, usually isn’t
Now that you’re fully versed in Theatrical terms,
Break a leg.
But not really.

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